EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MARTIN LUTHER KING
VS.
GANDHI

BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Gandhi]
You Want To Battle Wits, See Who’s Better Pacifist
I Fought The Caste System, But You Still Can Not Touch This!
Slumdog Skillionare, First Name Messiah
Raps So Hot, I Spit Yoga Fire!
Everything You Preach I Said It First
You Should Jot Down These Words, Plagiarize My Whole Verse!
Leave Your Notes On The Door Like The Real Martin Luther
I’m Not Thinking You Should [bad word] This Junior!

[Verse 2: Martin Luther King Jr.]
I’m The King Of Civil Rights From The City To Suburbia
No Shoes, No Shirt, But I’m Still Gonna Serve Ya!
Make You Swallow Your Words So You Can Break The Fast
Then Thank God Almighty You Can Eat At Last
I Admire The Way That You Broke The British Power,
But I Have Dream That One Day You’ll Take Shower!
Like The “H” In Your Name, you Oughta Remain Silent
Flatten Your Style Like Bread, Naan violence.

[Verse 3: Gandhi]
You Would Know About Bread Dr. Birmingham Sandwich
Boykott those grits, Sit In With Some Spinach.
With Protests & Women The Same Advice Goes
Always Stay Away From The Hoes!

[Verse 4: Martin Luther King Jr.]
I’ve Got So Much Street Cred That They Write My Name On The Signs
I’d Ring Ya For Tech Support But I Got Nobel Prize. [bad word] We Got More Beef Than One Of Your Sacred Cows
I’m About To Forgive You So Hard Right Now.

[Verse 5: Gandhi]
I Passively Resisting The Fact That You Suck
I Celibate, Because I Don’t Give [bad word] 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEUGHEEEUHPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!