Khm! Aight! - Let's Pretend Marshall - Mathers never picked up a pen!
Let's pretend - things would've been - no different.
Pretend people procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend - he just made excuses that was so paper thin!
They could blow away with the wind - Marshall you never gone make it,
Makes no sense to play the game it ain't no way that'll you win!
Pretend - he just stand out side all day and play with his friends!
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend!
And it wasn't time to move in school no changin' again.
He wasn't socially awakard and just strange as a kid!
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as [bad word] 
And he never dreamed he can ripped stadiums he just lazy as [bad word] #33;
 [bad word] a talent show in the gymnasium [bad word] 
You won't amount to [bad word] #33; Quit day dreaming kid!
You need to get ya cranium check!
You thinking like an alien, it just ain't realistic!
Now pretend - they ain't just make him angry with this [bad word] 
And there was no one he could even aim when he's [bad word] with!
And his alarm went off to wake him but he did'nt make it
To the rap Olympics left to his plane and he missed it!
He's gonna have a hard time explaining
To Hailie and Lainie these food stamps and WIC [bad word] #33;
Cause he never risked [bad word] #33; - He hoped and he wished it
But it didn't fall in his lap so he ain't even hear it! - He pretends that!