Sitting on the shelf without Shelly
It's not quite as fun as I throught it could be
Sitting on the shelf without Shelly
It's like sitting on the shelf with just me

I thought we'd get down from here together
Or maybe just hang out here forever
I guess things are different now
If you love them you let them go
like baby Moses and the melting snow

But somehow I feel my hand reach out
And words from in my mouth to shout
If I'd seen [bad word] I'd have clung on for dear life
But she slipped you see and she fell on her feet
And now she seems happy me and my shelf [bad word] 
Sitting on the shelf without Shelly
It's not quite as fun as I throught it could be
Sitting on the shelf without Shelly
It's like sitting on the shelf without me