1
Please doctor House,
Stop playing tennis with my brain
I still don’t feel pain

I’m not a mouse
Without a mouth
I’m not sane
Stop giving me bane

Ch:
If you don’t care
If you are so keen
I’m gonna steal your vicodin
And have a good time, have a good time.

Everyone lies
Everything kills
But I will try your magic pills
Don’t think it’s a crime, not a crime.

2
Please doctor House
Stop bringing chaos to my soul
Like a black hole.

Where is your house?
What do you love apart from this ball
That you beat against a wall?

Ch.
If you don’t care
If you are so keen
I’m gonna steal your vicodin
And have a good time, have a good time.

Everyone lies
Everything kills
But I will try your magic pills
Don’t think it’s a crime, not a crime.

Please doctor House....

If you don’t care
If you are so keen
I’m gonna steal your vicodin
And have a good time, have a good time.

Everyone lies
Everything kills
But I will try your magic pills
Don’t think it’s a crime, not a crime!!!

Please, Doctor House
C’mon let’s bouse and I’ll get well
So, so well

You’re so grouse
That I will linger on in this jail
And [bad word] hale

Ch.
If you don’t care
If you are so keen
I’m gonna steal your vicodin
And have a good time, have a good time.

Everyone lies
Everything kills
But I will try your magic pills
Don’t think it’s a crime, not a crime!!!