Kiss all the pretty ones goodbye
Give everyone a penny that cry
You can throw all my tranquil' pills away
Let my blood pressure go on its way
'Cause my autumn's [bad word] 
My autumn's [bad word]  [bad word] 

Let those 'I-don't-care-days' begin
I'm tired of holdin' my stomach in
No more slinky folk dollars for me
I'll take Sears & Roebuck dollars gladly
'Cause my autumn's [bad word] 
My autumn's [bad word]  [bad word] 

Bring me water short and scotch tall
big long black cigar that ain't all
Hang me a hammock between two big trees
Leave me alone, damned ! Let me do as I please
'Cause my autumn's [bad word] 
My autumn's [bad word]  [bad word]