Daddy was a dirty fighting man 
He walked tall with his money in his shoe 
With a left and a right 
And a sonny say goodnight 
Eyes were a cold steel blue 

Momma went down like a ton of coal 
Shared her bed with anyone who dared 
Wash your hands 
Take it like a man 
Never let em know your scared 
Never let em know your scared 

Oh, what shall we do with the [bad word] failure? 
Shanghai the [bad word] to Australia 
If we never see you again 
Buddy that'll be too soon 
Everybody knows that the odds ain't even 
Show me a god that's worth believing 
Better place your bets cause the boat is leaving 
Underneath an eastern moon 
Underneath an eastern moon 

Sissy had a thing for contraband 
Nose to the grindstone 
Finger in the pie 
No way out 
Give the kid a clout 

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Drowned her in a pint of rye 

Brother was a [bad word] gambling man 
Rolled his dice and always played the fool 
Roll 'em high 
Sock 'em in the eye 
Beat him like a rented mule 
Beat him like a rented mule 

Oh, what shall we do with the [bad word] failure? 
Shanghai the [bad word] to Australia 
If we never see you again 
Buddy that'll be too soon 
Everybody knows that the odds ain't even 
Show me a god that's worth believing 
Better place your bets cause the boat is leaving 
Underneath an eastern moon 
Underneath an eastern moon 

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