[bad word] on.) 
Ive been so lonely, girl 
Ive been so sad and down 
Couldnt understand 
Why haters joked around 
I wanted to be free 
with other creatures like me 
And now I got my wish 

Cuz I know that Im a [bad word] fish 

 [bad word] fish, yo) 
Mother [bad word] [bad word] fish (Im a fish, yo) 
Girl I am a [bad word] fish (its alright, girl) 
Makin love to other [bad word] fish 

All those lonely nights 
At the grocery store 
In the frozen fish aisle 
Feeling like a [bad word] 
Cuz I wasnt being [bad word] 
Even though everyone said 
That I had to make a switch  [bad word] fish) 

Now I know that Im a [bad word] fish 

 [bad word] fish, yo) 
Mother [bad word] [bad word] fish (Im a fish, yo) 
Girl I am a [bad word] fish (Now where I belong, girl) 
Making love to other [bad word] fish 

I used to be scared, denying who I was 
Actin straight, but then goin out to the [bad word] fish clubs 
Dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers 
Id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours 
But now Im out and Im free to love what I want 
Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont 
I slap that marlin [bad word]  make that grouper butt shake  [bad word] to your house and have an orgy in your mother [bad word] fish tank 

Mother [bad word] [bad word] fish (Im a fish, yo) 
Girl I am a [bad word] fish (Now where I belong, girl) 
Making love to other [bad word] fish 

I really get around 
Im a [bad word] of the sea 
When I say I got crabs 
I mean it literally 
I was eating dinner 
And just had to go down 
On that mackerel on the dish 

Cus Im the gayest of the [bad word] fish 

Mother [bad word] [bad word] fish (Im a fish, yo) 
Girl I am a [bad word] fish (Now where I belong, girl) 

But I got to settle down 
I cant be a [bad word] 
I aint gonna just sleep 
With any fish no more 
Found me a lover 
brother whos a cross-dressing pike named Trish 

And together we are [bad word] fish 

Mother [bad word] [bad word] fish (Im a fish, yo) 
Girl I am a [bad word] fish (Now where I belong, girl) 
Making love to other [bad word] fish
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Я был так одинок, детка,
Так грустен и печален,
Никак не мог взять в толк
почему объектом шуток стал
Я хочу быть свободен с другими рыбками, как я,
И теперь моё желание исполнится, потому что рыбий защеканец я!

Защеканец, ё!
Рыбий, мать его, защеканец, рыбий, ё!
Рыбий защеканец!
Всё нормалёк, девчонка, я рыбий защеканец,
Влечёт меня к таким же гоморыбкам, как я сам.

А сколько длинных ночей
было потрачено зря,
У отдела с мороженной рыбой
чувствовал себя шлюхой я.
Потому что я был эгоист
и лживый засранец
Не верил когда говорили все,
что я защеканец

Теперь-то я знаю,
что я рыбий защеканец!
Защеканец, ё!