All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All [bad word] and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their [bad word] venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.