[LIZ] Pop 
[ANNIE] Six 
[JUNE] Squish 
[HUNYAK] Uh uh 
[VELMA] Cicero 
[MONA] Lipschitz! (2x)

[ANNOUNCER] 
And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango" 

[LIZ] Pop 
[ANNIE] Six 
[JUNE] Squish 
[HUNYAK] Uh uh 
[VELMA] Cicero 
[MONA] Lipschitz!(4X) 

[ALL] 
He had [bad word] 
He had [bad word] 
He only had himself to blame 
If you'd have been there 
If you'd have seen it 
[VELMA] 
I betcha you would have done the same! 

[LIZ] Pop 
[ANNIE] Six 
[JUNE] Squish 
[HUNYAK] Uh uh 
[VELMA] Cicero 
[MONA] Lipschitz!(2X) 

[LIZ (Spoken)] 
You know how people have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day, And I am really irritated, and i'm looking for a little bit of sympathy and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gun one more time..." 
and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... 
...into his head. 

[ALL] 
He had [bad word] 
He had [bad word] 
He only had himself to blame 
If you'd have been there 
If you'd have heard it 
I betcha you would 
Have done the same! 

[ANNIE (Spoken)] 
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago, and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. 
So, we started living together. He'd go to work, [bad word] home, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. And then I found out, 
"Single" he told me? Single, my [bad word]  Not only 
was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. 
One of those Mormons, you know. So that 
night, when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their [bad word]  

[ALL] 
He had [bad word] 
He had [bad word] 
He took a flower 
In its prime 
And then he used it 
And he abused it 
It was a murder 
But not a crime! 

[JUNE (Spoken)] 
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur, 
in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin', "you been screwin the milkman." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times! 

[ALL] 
If you'd have been there 
If you'd have seen it 
I betcha you would have done the same! 

[HUNYAK (Spoken in Hungarian)] 
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires
lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg... 
[JUNE (Spoken)] 
Yeah, but did you do it? 
[HUNYAK] 
UH UH, not guilty! 

[VELMA] 
My sister, Veronica and I had this double act 
and my husband, Charlie, used to travel round with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One,two,three,four,five...splits,spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. [bad word] back, open the door, and there's Veronica and Charlie doing №17 the spread eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, [bad word] blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
 
[VELMA] 
They had [bad word] 
[GIRLS] 
They had [bad word] 
[VELMA] 
They had [bad word] 
[GIRLS] 
They had [bad word] 
[VELMA] 
They had [bad word] all along 
[GIRLS] 
They had [bad word] all a