Here's a new dance that you all can do 
Baby, baby, what's he gonna do? 
Sit back and relax `cos it's good for you 
Baby, baby, what's he gonna do? 
what's he gonna say? 
He's takin' my breath away 
Well if you're tired of doing the Boogaloo 
And you're afraid of doing the Swim 
`Cos you think you will drown 
In the noise of the record 
And the klutz on the floor 
He ain't there anymore 
`Cos all you wanna do 
Is be alone at the bar 
All you wanna do is be alone at the bar 
You wanna drown in your [bad word] 
You wanna leave with the laundry 
If your mind is trippin' 
But your disc is slippin' 
Here's what you gotta do - 
Nothing 
In any tempo and any rhythm 
C'mon Mac do the sacro-iliac 
C'mon back do the sacro-iliac 
I said c'mon back do the sacro-iliac 
Well it's easy 
Here's the new dance that you 'll wanna do 
So easy 
Don't want to annoy ya with my paranoia 
Now I'm doing the dance that is good for me 
Baby, baby, what's it gonna be? 
I ain't no Astaire, but I've a right to be 
Baby, baby, when's he gonna learn? 
Where's he gonna stay? 
He's taken my breath away 
Well I'm bored with the beat of the Shing-a-ling 
And the Lindy is leaving me cold 
`Cos I've never been freaky or funky or laid back 
And the lush on the floor 
Isn't me anymore 
And I never ever wanna be alone 
At the bar 
Never ever wanna be alone at the bar 
So C'mon Mac do the sacro-iliac 
C'mon back do the sacro-iliac 
Won't you c'mon back do the sacro-iliac 
C'mon back do the sacro-iliac 
Won't [bad word] on back do the sacro-iliac