[bad word] hates me, the doctor says I'm sick
The bad girls think I'm just too nice
And the nice girls call me [bad word] 

But Baby loves me, and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me, unlikely, but [bad word] 

Policeman flashes the red lights
Coach says that I'm weak
Teacher says I'm not too bright
Bodybuilder calls me pipsqueak

But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
unlikely but [bad word] 

The neighbors don't like my flowers
The waiter don't like my tip
The librarian shushes me
Travel agent canceled my trip

Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but [bad word] 

Minister says I'm a demon
Dietitian says I'm a pig
Warmhearted say I'm freezing
Promoter won't give me the gig

But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me!
Unlikely but [bad word] 

My tired body is breaking down
The world is ending soon
It's all [bad word] at my feet, not sure what to do

But baby loves me and that's a real good thing
My baby loves me, it's a beautiful thing
Baby loves me and she's smarter than you
My baby loves me unlikely, but [bad word] 

Baby loves me