I remember right when I woke up the first time
My mom had told me she had set it up by lunch time
You [bad word] over here to play at my house
We needed a play date, I threw up in my mouth
Never thought that I'd be this fed up so soon
'Till you put your hands on all the stuff in my room 
Remember how I even made a sign said, "Keep out!"
I'm gone for one minute, [bad word] back you sneak out

Ohhhh you know just how to make me crazy
Ohhhh this time I'm telling you I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your mom talk to my mom talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

I'm really miss how immature you are
Working half an hour to make sure I fall
Over when we have to watch TV together
 [bad word] in, you trip me, spill popcorn, then feathers

Ohhhh you know just how to make me crazy
Ohhhh this time I'm telling you I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your mom talk to my mom talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together