Ain't nothing like it 
When it's twisting and reeling 
They'll put the boot right in your eye 
Because when the floor turns into wall 
And then the wall turns into ceiling 
Oh what a lovely way to die 
Another perfect catastrophe 
Is just waiting to happen 
Waiting for the moment to transpire 
Another perfect catastrophe 
Is just dying to go down 
It's only looking for the 
Perfect place and time 

Oh wouldn't you love 
To be my partner in crime 
So many tricks that we could try 
So if you want to find out 

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What it would been like to my 
Co-conspiritor 
Open up the door and step inside 

When retreat is not an option 
And remorse just ain't your style 
There must be something left to do 
Because every tragedy is [bad word] 
Unless you're the victim 
Then you're just another monkey in the zoo