- Okay Ted, what's the problem?
What's the problem? I haven't got a problem
I've got [bad word] problems. Plural
Wanna hear?
- Sure

Well, most recently, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude, poking his finger in my chest
There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me
There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead [bad word] stuck in the springs of the bed
There's rooms blazing afire
There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what
And finally, there's me, walking out the door, right [bad word] now
Buenas noches