BIG TEN INCH RECORD
Weismantel

Got me the strangest woman 
Believe it, this chick's no cinch 
When I wanna get her goin' 
Then I whip out my big ten inch 

Record of the band that plays the blues 
Well the band that plays the blues 
She just loved my big ten inch 
Record of her favorite blues 

Last night I tried to tease her 
I gave my love a little pinch 
But she said now stop that jivin 
and whip out your big ten-inch 

Record of the band that plays the blues 
Well the band that plays the blues 
She just loved my big ten inch 
Record of her favorite blues 

I'll cover her with kisses 
and when we're in a lover's clinch 
she gets all excited 
when she puts on my big ten-inch 

Record of the band that plays the blues 
Well the band that plays the blues 
She just loved my big ten inch 
Record of her favorite blues 

My gal don't go smokin' 
and liquor just makes her flinch 
Seems she don't go for nothin' 
'cept for my big ten-inch 

Record of the band that plays the blues 
Band that plays the blues 
She just loved my big ten inch 
Record of her favorite blues