Blaine:
There's a stranger in my bed
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbies on the barbeque
This a hickey or a [bad word] 

Blaine with Artie and Mike:
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure [bad word] Blaine: [bad word] 

(Blaine with Artie & Mike and New Directions except Santana):
New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

New Directions:Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

New Directions:This Friday night
Blaine: Do it all again 
New Directions:This Friday night
Blaine: Do it all again

Blaine:
Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor

Ripped my favorite party dress
Warrant's out for my arrest
I think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

Blaine with Artie and Mike:
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure [bad word] Blaine: [bad word] 

Blaine with Artie & Mike and New Directions except Santana:
New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

New Directions:Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

New Directions:This Friday night
Blaine: Do it all again (New Directions except Santana: Do it all again)
New Directions:This Friday night
Blaine: Do it all again(New Directions except Santana: Do it all again)

New Directions (except Santana):
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Blaine with Artie & Mike and New Directions except Santana:
New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

New Directions:Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménàge à trois

New Directions:Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Oh-whoa-oh

New Directions:This Friday night
Blaine: Do it all again