I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne 
And it tastes just like cherry cola 
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She walked up to me and she asked me to dance 
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" 
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Well I'm not the world's most physical guy 
But when she sqeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine 
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My Lola 
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Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand 
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man 
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Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candle light 
She picked me up and sat me on her knee 
And said, "Dear boy won't [bad word] home with me?" 

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for 
My Lola 
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I pushed her away 
I walked to the door 
I fell to the floor 
I got down on my knees 

Then I looked at her and she at me 
Well that's the way that I want it to stay 
And I always want it to be that way for 
My Lola 
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Girls will be boys and boys will be girls 
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola 
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Well I left home just a week before 
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before 
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand 
And said,"Dear boy I'm gonna make you a man"

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man 
But I know what I am in the bed
I'm a man and so is Lola 
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