And men for my friends to see and hear.
Begging mercy as water fills their lungs.
And with each loud "AHH" and "EEE" and "HELP ME GOD NO!"
Would scare off the townsfolk far and near
As if to say there live the deep ones.... AHHHH
If I were a deep one,
blublublublublublubloody bloody bloody blub
All day long I'd swim beneath the sea,

If I were a deep one.
Drag away some tourists,
blublublublublublubloody bloody blood
If I were an icky icky fish,
Scary, slippery frog-eyed kind of man.

I see my kin the marshes hopping like some fish-frog
Things with their bulging milky eyes
Worshipping Dagon with the unholy rites.
I see them putting on crowns and shuffling like a shoggoth
Ahh, what a hellish sight they are!
Croaking at the sea both day and night.
The most psychotic men in town [bad word] a'looking for me...
They'd ask me to endure them like the mad arab himself.
If you please, old man marsh,
Oh tell me, old man marsh.
Asking questions that would drive the man insane
Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah
And it won't make one bit of difference
If i answer right or wrong
When you're deep they think you really know.
If I were fish I'd have the gills that I lack
To swim down below to deep R'lyeh
And maybe have a seat on Cthulhu's tomb.
And I'd discuss the R'lyeh text with some deep one
Friends countless hours every day.
Fixing for the humans final doom.
(ahhh)

If I were a deep one,
blublublublublublubloody bloody blubdy blood
All day long I'd swim beneath the sea,
If I were a deep one.
Get to eat the tourists.
Blublublublublublublublublubloody bodys bloody bloody blood

Cthulhu, you make the [bad word] 
You saw fit that flippers have I none.
DON'T YOU RECKON THAT I'GET MORE DONE!!!!
If I were a deep one!