I came, you went 
Is there something I should have said? 
I'm sure there is, and I'm supposed to know 

If I could be myself for just a minute 
And God forbid I'm pleased with myself in this relationship 
And all I want is a moment alone without you 

Time out, but keep the tapes rolling 
Just in case I say anything brilliant 
Time out, but keep those cameras rolling 
Just in case I don't look this good forever 

Like [bad word]  I'm spent 
You were someone I shouldn't have met 
For your own sake, let's take my side for once 
If I could be myself for just a minute 
And God forbid I'm pleased with myself in this relationship 
And all I want is a moment alone without you