Santa's [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas
Santa's [bad word] and make him mine, mine
Oh Santa

Santa's [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas
Santa's [bad word] and make him mine, mine
Oh Santa

Santa
If you get this letter 
Won't you help me out
I know you're kinda busy with your elves right now
And I don't know how
You do the things you do while I sleep on Christmas eve

But it's amazing
And I bet that you could bring me back my baby
Because every time I see Christmas lights
I feel this burn inside
And I just can't take it

I saw them shopping last week
And his new girl was so bleak
And then I swore to myself
Santa's [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas night

Oh oh oh
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine, oh oh oh
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas night

Oh Santa
I heard that it's really gonna snow this year
So I [bad word] and them other 8 reindeer
Get you safely here
So you can scoop him up
And swoop him right down my chimney

I've been really, really, really good this year
So put on that red suit and make him appear
Make this Christmas cheer
Just ain't the same without my [bad word] on oh Kris Kringle send me help

They say it's unrealistic
But I believe in you Saint Nick
So grant this wish for me right quick
Santa won't [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas night

Oh oh oh
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine, oh oh oh
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas night

Oh Santa!

Oh Santa Claus
If you get this letter
Please don't make me wait
Cause all December I'll be counting down the days
So hop on your sleigh
I promise that I won't forget the milk and cookies

The trees all sparkly and gold
But inside I feel so cold
So soon as you leave the North Pole
Santa won't [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas

Santa's [bad word] and make you mine oh oh oh
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine oh oh oh
Santa's [bad word] and make you mine, mine.