[bad word] Klaymen
Clitton Clatton Klogg
We behold it's Hoborg
Big Robot Bil is odd!
The Clockwork Beast
and Frenchy guy
are with them
Hard to see: Crit Unit "A"
Oh what a day!
He joins Crit Unit "B"

At the Neverhood
The Neverhood
The Neverhood!

K k k k Klaymen
K k k k Klogg
Ho ho ho ho Hoborg
Big Robot Bil is odd!
c c c Clockwork Beast
f frenchy gee!
Crit Unit "A"
Oh what the hey!
He joins Crit Unit "B"

Hey ho....

K k k k Klaymen
K k Klinton Klogg
What's it? Oh it's Hoborg!
Big Robot Bil is odd!
The Clockwork Beast
That Frenchy guy is with them (honestly!)
Crit Unit "A"
Oh what the hey
He joins Crit Unit "B"

K k k k Klaymen
K k k k Klogg
Ho ho ho ho Hoborg
Big Robot Bil is odd!
c c c Clockwork Beast
That "frenchy" Frenchy.. gee!
Crit Unit "A"
Oh what the hey
They join Crit Unit "B"