I thought my chance of being in love
Had passed me by, it?s [bad word] 
But you brought the sun back into my life
Now I must confess to you

I was a lonely boy
Until you came along and brought me joy
Just like a baby with a brand new toy
You really made my day

I was a lonely boy
Just a little shy and oh so coy
With all the charm and grace that you employ
You stole my heart away

I was only young and so were you
But what else could I do
One, two, how I love you

Oh big fat momma, hold me close and squeeze me tight
Bet your bottom dollar, I?ll be right
If I stay with you

Big fat momma, take a walk with me tonight
Bet your bottom Dollar, by the light
Of the silvery moon

Harmonise and croon a simple tune
Together we will spoon
And in June, Honey-Moon

Oh big fat momma, hold me close and squeeze me tight
Bet your bottom dollar, I?ll be right
If I stay with you

Big fat momma, take a walk with me tonight
Bet your bottom Dollar, by the light
Of the silvery moon