Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on
It's only natural! - It's only me!
Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times
he knows the only parking spot that's free,
It's only me...
 [bad word] 
You can say I've tried everything,
I save on my wedding ring,
Who knows me half as well as me?!

I'm not antisocial, and it's nothing that's reproachful
It's just natural! - It's only me!
I can't think of anybody else i'd rather spend some one on one time with
It's not that hard to see,
It's only me...

(2nd [bad word] 
I'm the me in monogamy,
I'm not asking a lot of me,
I give me R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

(bridge)
And if you're heart is broken,
you can just do what you do best,
you can just do what you do
when you're heart is broken, [bad word] in the one who will love you
never put others above you

I thought I was using me to get to you,
But this is [bad word] and natural!
It's only me!
They say you'll never love another 'till you love yourself
Well brother, I'm in love with eveyone I see
It's only me...

(final [bad word] 
You can say I've tried everything,
I save on my wedding ring,
Who knows me half as well as me?
I'm the me in monogamy,
I'm not asking a lot of me,
I give me R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Whooo!
Aaaaaaaaaa Yeah!