That was a wise crack
But you're not a bad dude
Although you'd make bedroom eyes
At a test tube

Late bloomers arrive
When they want to
Then they grow up

She's an [bad word] To your strangeness
So your father was emotionally restrained
But at that time who really wasn't with their kids?

Straight edge of the blade
How long will you [bad word] out and play
Straight edge of the blade

There is a six pack of Red Bulls on the horizon
It's like a portrait of your aggression
But you'll always have  with a stranger
To set you clear

It's a real shame that you don't drive
Since you don't drink, you should be driving me around
As you know I'm an angel behind the wheel

Straight edge of the blade
How long will I [bad word] out and play
Straight edge of the blade

I have never seen a love that was greater
Between two men who couldn't be straighter
You don't know he betrayed you
But I know he did

All your experience with the opposite 
Only led to physical regrets
Because you fall in love with your friends
But you keep it hid

Straight edge of the blade
How long will you [bad word] out and play
Straight edge of the [bad word] out and [bad word] out