I don’t care what people say, 
it makes no difference  anyway 
I try my best to understand, 
why such a failure would need a hand 
I don't quite have a job as such, 
I drink out loud, I swear too much 
And my girl says I sing off key, 
I think she's getting bored of me 
Because, everybody does... 

I wish I knew how to be somebody 
Cos I can't stand the thought of being myself 
And you may laugh, you may smile 
Humour me for just a little while 
Because, everybody does... 

People say that I'm not well, 
I guess that only time will tell 
I fill my head with dirty jokes 
to cheer me up when I'm sad and broke 
And my girl tries to make amends, 
but I hear she's sleeping with my friends 
She says that she's got PMT, 
I think she's getting bored of me 
Because, everybody does... 

I wish I knew how to be somebody 
Cos I can't stand the thought of being myself 
And if you've listened a little bit, 
you probably think that I'm full of s**t 
Because, everybody does...