You read about love in a book somewhere
Then you read it out loud what you found in there
And you had me for days and you had me for months
And I hope you've enjoyed your time of fun

Oh, forgive me [bad word] down your door
I thought all those fancy words were yours

I'm treated with cold, cold kisses
And I'm treasured like a piece of junk
I call you up to say I love you
You only call me when you're [bad word] And still you keep me hanging around
Like I was some old sofa you found
In a second-hand store

Forgive me [bad word] down your door
I thought all those fancy words were yours
I promise I won't do that anymore
I promise I won't do that anymore

Oh, forgive me [bad word] down your door
I thought all those fancy words were yours