Daylight dawns, you wake up and yawn - Mr. Clean
piece of toast from the one you love most - and you leave
You catch your bus in the 8 [bad word] 
And catch your train in the morning rain
Mr. Clean - Mr. Clean

If you see me in the street - look away
'Cause I don't ever want to catch you looking at me - Mr. Clean
'Cause I hate you and your wife
And if I get the chance I'll [bad word] up your life
Mr. Clean - Mr. Clean -
IS THAT SEEN!

Surround yourself with dreams, of pretty young 
girls, and anyone you want, but -
please don't forget me or any of my kind
'cause I'll make you think again
When I stick your face in the grime -

Getting [bad word] at the annual office do -
Smart blue suit and you went to Cambridge too -
You miss page 3, but the Times is right for you -
And mum and dad are very proud of you -
Mr. Clean - etc.