DRIVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND HOME
(Morrissey/Nevin)

I'm driving 
your girlfriend home 
and she's saying 
how she never chose you 
"turn left", she says 
I turn left 
and she says 
"So how did I end up 
so deeply involved in 
the very existence 
I planned on avoiding?"
and I can't answer

I'm driving 
your girlfriend home 
and she's laughing 
to stop herself crying 
"drive on", she says 
I drive on 
and she says 
"So how did I end up 
attached to this person 
when his sense of humour 
gets gradually worser?" 
and I can't tell her

I'm parking 
outside her home 
and we're shaking hands 
goodnight, so politely