Long-haired [bad word] out every night 
                                                      
 Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right
                                    But when asked how 'bout something to eat 
                            They will answer in voices so sweet 

 [bad word] Type #1:
                     
 You will eat, bye and bye
                                In that glorious land above the sky 
                       Work and pray, live on hay 
                                 You'll get pie in the sky when you die 

 Verse #2:
                            And the Starvation Army, they play 
                                     And they sing and they clap and they pray 
                                 Till they get all your coin on the [bad word] 
                                    Then they tell you when you're on the bum 

 [bad word] Type #1 

 Verse #3:
                            Holy Rollers and [bad word] out 
                                   
 And they holler, they jump and they shout 
                             Give your money to Jesus, they say 
                              
 He will cure all diseases today 

 [bad word] Type #1 

 Verse #4:
                                 If you fight hard for children and wife
                                  Try to get something good in this life 
                                You're a sinner and bad man, they tell 
                               When you die you will sure go to [bad word]   

 [bad word] Type #1

 Verse #5:
                            Workingmen of all countries, unite 
                                 Side by side we for freedom will fight 
                                    When the world and its wealth we have gained 
                                To the grafters we'll sing this refrain 

 [bad word] Type #2: 
                      You will eat, bye and bye 
                                           When you've learned how to cook and how to fry 
                              Chop some wood, 'twill do you good 
                                   Then you'll eat in the sweet bye and bye