FAR FROM CRAZY PAVEMENTS 
...THE TASTE OF SILVER SPOONS 
CLINICAL ARRANGEMENT 
...ON DIRTY AFTERNOON 
WHERE THE FECAL GERMS OF MR. FREUD 
...ARE RENDERED OBSOLETE 
THE LEGAL TERM IS NULL AND VOID 
IN THE CASE OF... BEASLEY STREET 

IN THE CHEAP SEATS WHERE MURDER BREEDS 
SOMEBODY IS OUT OF BREATH 
SLEEP IS LUXURY THEY DON'T NEED 
...SNEAK PREVIEW OF DEATH 
BELLADONNA IS YOUR FLOWER 
MANSLAUGHTER YOUR MEAT 
SPEND YEAR IN COUPLE OF HOURS 
ON THE EDGE OF BEASLEY STREET 

WHERE THE ACTION ISN'T 
THAT'S WHERE IT IS 
STATE YOUR POSITION 
VACANCIES EXIST 
IN AN X-CERTIFICATE EXERCISE 
EX-SERVICEMEN EXCRETE 
KEITH JOSEPH SMILES AND BABY DIES 
IN BOX ON BEASLEY STREET 

FROM THE BOARDING HOUSES AND THE BEDSITS FULL OF 
...ACCIDENTS AND FLEAS 
SOMEBODY GETS IT 
WHERE THE MISSING PERSONS FREEZE 
WEARING DEAD MEN'S OVERCOATS 
YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR FEET 
RIFF JOINT SHUTS - OPENS UP 
RIGHT DOWN ON BEASLEY STREET 

CARS COLLIDE, COLOURS CLASH
DISASTER MOVIE STUFF 
FOR MAN WITH THE FU MANCHU MOUSTACHE 
REVENGE IS NOT ENOUGH 
THERE'S DEAD CANARY ON SWIVEL SEAT 
THERE'S RAINBOW IN THE ROAD 
MEANWHILE ON BEASLEY STREET 
SILENCE IS THE CODE 

HOT BENEATH THE COLLAR 
...AN INSPECTOR CALLS 
WHERE THE PERISHING STINK OF SQUALOR 
...IMPREGNATES THE WALLS 
THE RATS HAVE ALL GOT RICKETS 
THEY SPIT THROUGH BROKEN TEETH 
THE NAME OF THE GAME IS NOT CRICKET 
CAUGHT OUT ON ...BEASLEY STREET 

THE HIPSTER AND HIS HIRED HAT 
DRIVE BORROWED CAR 
YELLOW SOCKS AND PINK CREVAT 
NOTHING LA-DI-DAH 
O-A-P 
MOTHER-TO-BE 
WATCH THE THREE-PIECE SUITE 
WHEN [bad word] DRAINS 
AND CROCODILE SKIS 
ARE SEEN ON ...BEASLEY STREET 

THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND 
...ONE-EYED MAN IS KING 
BEAUTY PROBLEMS ARE REDEFINED 
...THE DOORBELLS DO NOT RING 
LIGHT BULB BURST LIKE BLISTER
THE ONLY FORM OF HEAT 
WHERE FELLOW SELLS HIS SISTER 
...DOWN THE RIVER ON BEASLEY STREET 

THE BOYS ARE ON THE WAGON 
THE GIRLS ARE ON THE SHELF  [bad word] PROBLEM IS 
...THAT THEY'RE NOT SOMEONE ELSE 
THE DIRT BLOWS OUT 
THE DUST BLOWS IN 
YOU CAN'T KEEP IT NEAT 
IT'S FULLY FURNISHED DUSTBIN 
...SIXTEEN BEASLEY STREET 

VINCE THE AGEING SAVAGE 
BETRAYS NO KIND OF LIFE 
...BUT THE SMELL OF YESTERDAY'S CABBAGE 
AND THE GHOST OF LAST YEAR'S WIFE 
THROUGH CONSTANT HAZE 
OF DEODORANT SPRAYS 
HE SAYS ...RETREAT 
ALSATIANS DOG THE DIRTY DAYS 
DOWN THE MIDDLE OF BEASLEY STREET 

PEOPLE TURN TO POISON 
QUICK AS LAGER TURNS TO [bad word] 
SWEETHEARTS ARE PHYSICALLY SICK 
EVERY TIME THEY KISS 
IT'S SOCIOLOGIST'S PARADISE 
EACH DAY REPEATS 
UNEASY, CHEASY, GREASY, QUEASY 
...BEASTLY, BEASLEY STREET 

EYES DEAD AS VICIOUS FISH 
LOOK AROUND FOR LAUGHS 
IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE WISH 
I WOULD BE PHOTOGRAPH 
ON PERMANENT MONDAY MORNING 
GET LOST OR FALL ASLEEP 
WHEN THE YELLOW CATS ARE YAWNING 
AROUND THE BACK OF BEASLEY STREET