The New Game

Now we're going to play a game 
that's lots of lots of fun 
i learned it from my auntie 
who learned it from my uncle 
my uncle has a secret job 
in washington dc 
something fancy 
with the government 
i hear he knows the president 
first you line up in a row 
and count "eeny miney moe" 
there are guards 
and there are prisoners 
and this is how it goes 

(key change!) 

1,2,3 
you are free 
and the rest [bad word] with me 
who are you 
are you a witch 
no you are a terrorist 
if you think that you aren't 
you can tell us who you are 
but if you are not on the list 
then you are a terrorist 

and the terrorists get totured 
even if no proff exists 
because we can't take any risks 
and the terrorists get ordered 
to get back in line 
so we can play the game a second time 

if you're just a pacifist of some kind of activist 
then you are a terrorist 
why it says so on the list 
if you're a writer or artist 
or a lover facticist 
then you are a terrorist 
'cause it says so on the list 
and the terrorists get tortured 
whether or not they want to play 
because they're guilty anyway 
and the terrorists get murdered 
unless the terrorists insists he is not a terrorist 
but we can't find you on the list 
are you a doctor or a priest 
i'm a right-wing journalist 
so you are a terrorist 

if you're a fat capitalist 
or a neo [bad word] facist 
we can find you on the list 
and you're not a terrorists 

isn't this an easy game 
anyone can play it 
people of all ages 
genders, creeds,(?) and races 
play it with a couple or a giant group 
entire continents can play 
 [bad word] don't change they stay the same 

but once the game is done 
and someone's won 
there is a variation that is almost just as fun 

1,2,3  [bad word] with me 
and the terrorists are free 
if you lose and get left over 
then you are a sympathizer 
if you are a singer-songwriter 
or a union-organizer 
bet your bottom-dollar 
you will be a sympathizer 
and the sympathizers must be punished 
even worse than terrorists 
as an example for the kids 
sympathizers must be banished 
so to find out which is which we must refer back to the list 
if you're a church administrator or a corporate stockholder 
or a nuclear arms maker you are not a sympathizer 
if you're not a sympathizer 
be a terrorist, okay 
you have to be one or the other 
or we have no game to play!