Please allow me to introduce myself, I`m a man of wealth and taste
I`ve been around for long, long years I`ve stolen many a man`s soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moments of doubt and pain
I made [bad word] sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what`s puzzling you, is the
nature of my gameЋ

I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change
I killed the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a gen`ral`s rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the
bodies stank
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what`s puzzling you, is the
nature of my gameЋ

I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for
the gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?", when after all it was you and me
So let me please introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadours, who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what`s puzzling you, is the
nature of my gameЋ

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what`s confusing you, is
just the nature of my gameЋ

Just as every cop is criminal, and all the sinners, Saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer, `cause I`m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse, or I`ll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what`s puzzling you, is the
nature of my gameЋ