Nick, thats my name 
The game that I play 
Is trickin out my opponents 
In the poker domain 
And even when the chips are low 
Ill whip out a good hand 
Ill straight royal flush zombies 
Right outta this land 
Watch me kill zombies 
Defend my friends from jockeys 
Bullet straight to the face 
Now he wont feel so hoppy 
These things dont got me 
Im really strong and 
I just go on droppin bombs 
Like a [bad word] conman 

People call me Ellis 
And dont wear it out 
And if a zombie got an attitude 
Ill scare it out, fool 
local from Savannah 
mechanic who can handle 
Any kind of pandemic 
Blow it out like a candle 
Im a real man, 
And I endure what I can 
Now watch a charger pick me up 
And now Im like GOD [bad word] 
But Ima get back up  [bad word] zombies wishes 
I follow my [bad word] 
Kill all sons a [bad word] 

Im known as Rochelle 
reporter on local news 
This viral outbreak it seemed 
Could make my [bad word] [bad word] 
But gettin caught in the hot spot 
Where zombies were wrought 
Its not time to die, 
Its time that zombies get shot 
I can sneak around quiet 
Zombies better not try it 
The spitter can be bitter 
But Im not on her diet 
I wont die, and Ill be there 
When my team is fallin 
See Im rockin this apocalypse 
This [bad word] is ballin 

Coach is what Im known as, 
Zombies call me sir 
Physical Education 
Is what I prefer 
See Im an ex-linebacker 
So my legs can carry me 
Ive gained a couple more pounds 
But I got muscle memory 
I get close and personal, 
This a fun night 
Unloadin shotgun shells 
And lettin the blood fly 
The butt of my gun is what 
I give the zombies to choke on 
And with the chainsaw, 
Ill give the smoker something to smoke on 

Hang tight like a team 
In this bad dream 
If we dont stick together 
Well be zombie whipped cream 

We may be different 
But we fight like one 
The undead [bad word] 
To our guns but well shoot em done 

They go from one 
Hundred to none 
Because killin off zombies 
Is so much freakin fun 

Im on top of the game 
Im stainin em red 
I know this time 
We wont be left 4 dead"