When Black [bad word] I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black [bad word] I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls you know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me
When Black [bad word] I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroos
When Black [bad word] I'll be on that hill
You know I will

When Black [bad word] I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it 'til
I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he [bad word] across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black [bad word] I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name