Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today, I'm gonna take my bike,
'cause once again the tube's on strike. 

The greedy [bad word] want extra pay,
For sitting on their [bad word] all day,
Even though they earn 30k,
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain 
Where the [bad word] #39;s my [bad word] train? 

London Underground! London Underground! They're all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] 
London Underground! London Underground! They're all greedy [bad word]  I wanna shoot them all with a rifle! 

All they say is please mind the doors!
And they learn that on the two day course, This job could be done by a four year old, They just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and [bad word] and sweat.
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gum on every seat 

So don't tell me to mind the gap!
I want my [bad word] money back!
London Underground! London Underground! They're all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] #33;
London Underground! London Underground! They're all greedy [bad word]  I wanna shoot them all with a rifle! 

lalalala 
lalalala 

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp, every platform has a [bad word] tramp! 
But the divers get the day off when, we're all late for work again! 

London Underground! London Underground! 
Wa wa [bad word]  
They're all [bad word] #33;
London Underground! 

Take your oyster card, 
And shove it up your [bad word] #33;