Are you what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse
 [bad word] y fish horse
Fly through the air
Pooping out rainbows how did you think that that's cute
You've given away the location of all my gold
Unicorn won't you let me 
Touch your magical horn
Unicorn won't you let me 
Touch your magical horn
Gather around me
Magical creatures magical woodland friends
Let me tell you tales of the unicorn
He's a [bad word]  the little [bad word] 
I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face [bad word] 
The little [bad word] 
Telling all the folks where my gold is
He's a [bad word] 
He's a [bad word] 
I wanna punch in his stupid horse face [bad word] 
The little [bad word] 
Telling all the folks where my gold is
Unicorn won't you let me 
Touch your magical horn
Unicorn won't you let me 
Touch your magical horn