Waitress, can I have another drink please? 
I'd like to formally introduce my self …

I’m the talk of the town 
That's the reason why they stare 
4 karats in my ear 
If you look see a glare 
I’m - one of a kind 
With a wonderful rhyme 
I’m skating off in a 'rari 
You'll get left behind 
My raps fully automatic like an AR 
Dropping - nothing but heat me an JR 
I’m living life in the fast lane 
Then the cash came 
Fire won’t quit, still burning like a gas flame 
They watch me 
So I duck and roll 
Middle fingers still up saying [bad word] the globe 
And my dawgs still down 
We don't [bad word] them hoes 
I live life like a King 
I was extra stoned 
Kevin Federline -  [bad word] tight with every rhyme 
I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine 
This marijuana got me heavily sedated 
I’m Kevin Federline 
America's most hated (what!) 

Aww yea baby - JR mane, JR you there mane? 
Hey man, why don't you pass me that bottle over there guy 

I’m on the frontline 
Dodging cameras like the one time 
Can’t even chill in this California sunshine 
But it's okay, I got something for ya 
I’m handing out [bad word] kickins like diplomas 
Who the first to get it? 
Ya know K Feds wit it 
All that [bad word] rappers talk about, I already did it  [bad word] - to the game 
The fames why I hustle 
Lyrical exercise, working every muscle on the double 
Chief [bad word] 
Hand ya  [bad word] to ya in a basket wrapped in plastic 
I’m looney 
All these model chicks wanna do me 
Tabloids tried to [bad word] me 
Magazines try to kill me 
But I’m nasty 
Too [bad word] slick and sly 
So high 
I could prolly drop a [bad word] and fly 
You gonna need a big army 
If [bad word] for me 
K. Federline - I hit like tsunamis 

Whoo - yea baby, that [bad word] is fire right there, you know what I’m talking about? 
Lets get [bad word] to this one [bad word] it. hoo, one more jack and coke [bad word] 

I’m bigga than you 
I’m sicka than you 
I’m here now 
So they not gon pay attention to you 
They listen to dude 
I sizzle the booth 
I’m living the [bad word] 
You [bad word] talk [bad word] 
Couldn’t fit my shoes 
I got my blue yankee [bad word] on 
Watch to match 
Little boys we can get it on 
Watch your back 
I got my name spreading faster than crack 
And that's just a fact 
Sucked in America’s hate and now I’m passing it back 
Uh 
Who told this [bad word] that he can't rap 
I got 50 mill. 
I can do whatever I want 
I don't need a deal 
I can do whatever I want 
I just keep it real 
I can say whatever I want 
Don't buy my [bad word] 
I bet your girl riding to it 
With her hair in the wind 
And her mind on the new kid 
The most anticipated 
But still underrated 
Kevin Federline – America’s Most Hated (what!) 

Ah - thank you baby. 
I got a tip for you after this too girl, we all gonna go swimming with women...
Don't forget your swim suit.