Well I've had this secret 
And I feel it's time that you should know 
When I'm in your arms it turns me on 
But I've got a conscience too 
And it says my heart's never in tune 
With anything I do 

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand 
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you 
I'm your biggest fan 
I'm your biggest fan 

I've had this secret 
And now it's time that you should know 
I was wrong for stringing along 
But circulating the streets in the pulsing heat 
I scoured your [bad word] aroused 
And making love to your memory 

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand 
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you 
I'm your biggest fan 
This is the last time that I'll hold your hand 
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you 
I'm your biggest fan 

Sad minion of mine 
Don't be so unkind 
I know I stole your coat 
You can have this song I wrote 
I've just crossed the line 
From fashion to crime 
It's such a perfect fit 
When I am wearing it 
Sad minion of mine 
Don't be so unkind 
I know I stole your coat 
You can have this song I wrote 
I've just crossed the line 
From fashion to crime 

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand 
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you 
I'm your biggest fan 
This is the last time that I'll hold your hand 
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you 
I'm your biggest fan 
So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand 
(I wanna) Kiss you on the mouth and tell you 
I'm your biggest fan 
I'm your biggest fan