Puddle of pure red blood lay on the floor.
It was like a battle scene from a war.
Shotgun shells were still smoking, 
And he thought I was joking.

Down the hatch, my head is going,
Slow but sure I make my way.
All of my emotions flowing,
Nothing in the world could say.

I pulled the trigger and chuckled.
Your voice is now and forever muffled.
Today is the happiest day of my life.
Even though it was filled with strife.

Now you are gone.
And I am done.
I love you hun,
And so does my lovely smoking gun.

I did it for lulz