well, i don't know why i came here tonight
i got the feeling that something ain't right
i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair
and i'm wondering how i'll get down the stairs
clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
yes, stuck in the middle with you
and i'm wondering what it is i should do
it's so hard to keep this smile from my face
losing control, yeah, all over the place
clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
well, you started out with nothing
and you're proud that you're a self made man and your friends, 
they [bad word] crowlin
slap you on the back and say
please... please...
trying to make some sense of it all
but i can see that it makes no sense at all
is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
'cause i don't think i can take anymore
clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
well, you started out with nothing
and you're proud that you're a self made
man and your friends, 
they [bad word] crowlin
slap you on the back and say
please... please...
well, i don't know why i came here tonight
i got the feeling that something ain't right
i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair
and i'm wondering how i'll get down the stairs
clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
yes, stuck in the middle with you