Irony My Honey chotto matte kure! Ima kara [bad word] no!? Iya to ienai
Quietly Evenly Furikaeba konpa no take out [bad word] 
Suddenly I'm sorry "shigoto ni natta" keredo koneko-chan wa dada [bad word] Stop! Make up! Hurry up! Umaku gomakashi kaeraseta kedo kiss sae [bad word] 
Toriaezu heya [bad word] korekara ga jikan to no shoubu
Toire no kami [bad word] na yo?! Purikura [bad word] na yo?!
Nagai kami mo ochitenai shi kousui no nioi mo [bad word] shi
Donna mondai! It's OK! Ore wa kanzen hanzai sa!

Tsumari... kore wa... seibutsugakuteki... osu no seiriteki koudou de...
Don't you know? Understand? Yappari kore jya iiwake ni naranai?

Don't worry Take it easy "okaerinasai" shouko mo inmetsu konseki mo nai
The lip stick OH! Boo! [bad word]  Kanojo njanai?! Megami no sabaki wa hanpa jya nai

Arittake no seii to uso wo teinei ni umaku narabete
Tama ni tsuyosa misete hiraikinaosscha dame
Kuchikazu ga oosugita ka na? Subete mitooshi no kao de
Donna mondai mo kaiketsu!? Kimi wa meitantei ka?!

Masaka... kore ga... idenshigakuteki osu no dairokkanteki chotsukan?!
Unbelieve. I don't know. Toki sude ni osokushi nakiotoshi mo kikanai?
 [bad word] wake jyanakute kono bashinogi nanka jyanakute
Kigentori jyanakute ichigen dake kiite?
Herikutsu bakari da keredo nanpa natoko mo [bad word] kedo
Ketsukyoku yappari totemo kimi ga itoshiin da yo
 [bad word] basho wa kimi dake dakara sonna ni Musutto okoranai de
Tama ni yosomi [bad word] kurai nara otoko da shi chotto kurai ii jyanai?
Don't you know? Understand? Seibutsugakuteki... osu no seiriteki koudou de...
I love you. Please believe! [bad word] kudasai mada ato nikai kurai