[Pinkie Pie]

        When I was a little filly and the sun was going down... 

    Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not... 

    [Pinkie Pie]

        The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown... 

    Rarity: She is. 

    [Pinkie Pie]

        I'd hide under my pillow 
        From what I thought I saw 
        But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way 
        To deal with fears at all 

    Rainbow Dash: Then what is? 

    [Pinkie Pie]

        She said: "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall 
        Learn to face your fears 
        You'll see that they can't hurt you 
        Just laugh to make them disappear." 

        Ha! Ha! Ha! 

    Ponies: [gasp] 

    [Pinkie Pie]

        So, giggle at the ghostly 
        Guffaw at the grossly 
        Crack up at the creepy 
        Whoop it up with the weepy 
        Chortle at the kooky 
        Snortle at the spooky 

        And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another [bad word] and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha... heh... 

        Laaaaaaaauuugh!