I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON [bad word]  AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY

I TOOK GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME

IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE

FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING

YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH

YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO

YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE