(Neil Diamond)

Look out, [bad word] tomorrow,
That's when I'll have to choose.
How I wish I could borrow,
Someone else's shoes.

Mary, oh what a sweet girl,
Lips like strawberry pie.
Sandra, the long hair and pig tails,
Can't make up my mind.

I see all kinds of sorrow,
Wish I only loved one.
Look out, [bad word] tomorrow,
Oh how I wish tomorrow would [bad word] 
Told them both that I loved them,
Said it, and it was [bad word] 
But I can't have both of them
Don't know what to do.

I see all kinds of sorrow,
Wish I only loved one.
Look out, [bad word] tomorrow,
Oh how I wish tomorrow would [bad word]  [bad word] 

I see all kinds of sorrow,
Wish I only loved one.
Look out, [bad word] tomorrow,
Oh how I wish tomorrow would [bad word]