We were so [bad word] last night,
We had that stupid fight,
You called me a useless selfish prick,
So I'm in a fix right now,
And we'll measure the [bad word] somehow,
Love is a funny thing to me
 [bad word] ]
Then you stormed out and grabbed your coat,
While slamming shut the door, [bad word] move so cold you left your keys inside the door Oh...
 [bad word] ]
Can Nothing I do make you happy anymore,
Nothin' I say put a smile onto your face,
Can nothing I say bring us back together,
Nothing I do put a smile onto your face.

[Spoken] Well Okay..

[Verse 2:]
Next day I called you back,
And you called me a stupid [bad word] 
And then you were crying on the phone,
You sounded so upset, you said,
I wasn't the man you'd met
3 years and 7 months ago
 [bad word] 2:]
I pleaded with her take me back,
I'll change my sorry ways
So tell me why mysteriously I'm annoyed instead of shamed
Ohhh
 [bad word] ]
Can Nothing I do make you happy anymore,
Can nothin' I say put a smile onto your face
Nothing I do bring us back together
Nothing say put a smile onto your face

[Bridge:]
MMmmmm, Yeahhh

I'm pondering it all after that call
I think it is clear
I am here, you're from another stratosphere
Oh, now all the things she said they went around my head [bad word] out my ear,
And not before long,
This stubborn soul thinks he's done no wrong.
 [bad word] 

[Pre [bad word] ]
As when the questions flutter 
'round my head like butterflies,
My head spins at reflecting on 
Another love's demise, Ohhhh
 [bad word] ]
Can Nothing I do make you happy anymore,
Can nothin' I say put a smile onto your face
Can nothing I do bring us back together
Nothing I say put a smile onto your face, 

Ohhhhh

[spoke] All together, 1,2,3...