ALSATIAN COUSIN
(Morrissey/Stephen Street)

Were you and he Lovers?
and would you say so if you were?
on a forecourt
on a Friday
passing my way
oh...

Were you and he Lovers?
and if you were, then say that you were!
on a groundsheet
under canvas
with your tent-flap
open wide

note upon his desk
"P.S., Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is THAT the best you can do?
So came his reply:
"…but on the desk is where I want you!"
So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he Lovers?