Eminem's verses

[Battle I]
This guy raps like his parents jerked him
He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version
This whole crowd looks suspicious
Its all dudes in here, except for these [bad word] 
So Im a German, Eh
Thats ok, you look like a [bad word] worm with braids
These Leaders of the "Free World" rookies
Lookie, how can 6 [bad word] be pussies?!
Talkin 'bout [bad word] creek, [bad word]  you could be up [bad word] creek with paddles, this deep
You'r still gonna sink, You'r a disgrace
Yeah, they call me Rabbit, this is a turtle race
He can't get with me spittin this [bad word] 
Wickedly lickety shot, spickety spickety Split-Lickety
So I'm gonna turn around with a great smile
And walk my white [bad word] back across 8 mile!

[Batte II]
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver 
So was Eddie Haskel, Wally, and Mrs. Cleaver
This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!
Quick, someone get his [bad word] another steroid!
"Blabity bloo blah blah blah blahbity bloo blah!"
I didn't hear a word you said, "hipidy hoo blah!"
Is that a tank top, or a new bra? 
Look, Snoop Dogg just got a [bad word] #39; boob job!
Didn't you listen to the last round, meat-head? 
Pay attention, you're sayin the same [bad word] that he said!
Matter fact, dawg, here's a pencil 
Go home, write some [bad word]  make it suspenseful, 
And [bad word] back until something dope hits you
 [bad word] it! You can take the mic home wit you!
Lookin' like a cyclone hit you, 
Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"
You see how far those white jokes get you
Boy's like "How Vanilla Ice gon' diss you?"
My motto: [bad word] Lotto! 
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow!

[Battle III]
Now everybody from the 313 
Put your [bad word] hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313 
Put your [bad word] hands up! Look Look!
Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not put his hands up
This "Free World" got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the ; 1 pack, 2 pack, 3 pack, 4
4 pack, 3 pack, 2 pack, 1. You're Pac, he's Pac, you're Pac, none!
This guy ain't no [bad word] MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me,
I am white, I am a [bad word] bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom!
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do have a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did [bad word] my girl,
I'm still standin' here screamin' " [bad word] DA FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude 
You don't know what the [bad word] i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school!
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This is guy's a gangster, his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook
"Cuz there's no such things as halfway crooks"
He's scared to death, he's scared to look in his [bad word] yearbook, [bad word] Cranbrook!
 [bad word] the beat, I go acapella
 [bad word] a Papa Doc, [bad word] a clock, [bad word] a trailer, [bad word] everybody!
 [bad word] y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of [bad word] white trash, I say it proudly !
And [bad word] this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outie! 
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me!