Apparently they were traveling abroad
And they picked up some hitchhikers...drill

Oh no!
Wake up you're dreaming
What?
You're dreaming

We were moving away from the border
Uh what border?

Have a nice day...uh...have a nice day

We were moving away from the border
Looking for somewhere to sleep
The two of us sharing the driving
Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat

Hello
I sneaked a quick look in the mirror
She gave me a smile
I said "Is anyone hungry?
Should we stop for a while?"
So we pulled off into a layby 
Her dress blew up over her head
I said "Would you like [bad word] with me?"
She said something foreign under her breath

And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
I thought to myself she's much too good for him
I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
She said...