Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
gony pump your maw

Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the [bad word] script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed

Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
gony rip your jaw

goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!

Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
gony rip your jaw (aye right)

Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer [bad word] 
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)

Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer [bad word] 
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)

Here mate, mate, yer a [bad word] mate, yer a [bad word] 

Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget

Whit ye dain ya mad [bad word]