I am he as you are he as you are me and 
we are all together

See how [bad word] like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake -Waiting for the 
van [bad word] 
Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody tuesday
man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo goo joob

Mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policeman in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how [bad word] I'm crying - I'm crying, I'm crying - I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dogs eye

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
if the sun [bad word] you get a tan from
standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho hi hi hi ha ha ha!

See how they smile like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joo